Because we were in a record store and Brian knows I’ll read anything aloud that he points at he points to: “Anal Cunt”

And viola there you have it, me saying cunt infront of my boyfriends parents. 

I’ve made a $9500 mistake and want to quit law school.

House warming gift from Brian.

As a 1L at a t1 in a stacked section I need this.
Thanks tumblr.

(Source: dedicatemyself)

onehundreddollars:

mewtwoisgod:

andhisdisassociates:

God damn it Reddit he’s the President, jesus

Grammar nazi correcting the president.

No one is safe on the Internet.

Can we fast forward my life to the part where I have a JD and am working with kids and Brian and I have a nice place on the west side of chicago with a dog named Rahm?

Because they weren’t kidding. Law school fucking sucks balls.

Love > law school

yeshairy:

I said this look was half Kurt Cobain, half Courtney Love. Thoughts?

I think my favorite lyric of his might be “you’s a fake fuck like a fleshlight” but there are oh so many. I hope you have a successful last year at DPU.